Nothing foils the lead climber more than the zen belayer. So picture two climbers up a route on a crag. They are hundreds of feet off the deck and the lead climber is off on the next pitch. His faithful belayer is tired and certainly ready for a break ...

You must have been on a LONGGGGGG belay, waiting, waiting for the leader to get his or her butt up to the top. The view is so nice, mesmerizing, it's hard to pay attention ...